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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:28 pm    Post subject: Sorry, No Customer Service After 4 00 P.M. anyar Reply with quote

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At this point, Deadpan Clerk pulled from under the desk a box big enough to hold almost half a pillow, and started rummaging helpfully through it to see if he could find a pillow. He could not, he announced.
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Wrong. The desk clerk could not provide a pillow because the laundry department closed at 4:00, and he had no way of accessing anything that was not right at the desk, he told us with a deadpan face.
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Check-in at the fairly expensive Resort-on-the-Edge-of-Nowhere was 4:00 p.m., and it was made very clear that we would not be welcome until then. It's always an ominous sign when a resort begins by warning you when you will not be welcome, so we arrived at 4:00 p.m..
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He proudly related how he had explained to the man that irons were not available after 4:00 p.m., unless he had one in his magic little box.
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